Transformers Prompt generators, originally made as slash pairing generators by Glowstick Chick and modified by vericus into a general fanfic prompt generator:
The everyone and their cassettes version
The Autobots only version
Transformers themed, for your listening pleasure. Clicking on the link will require you either download the clip or listen to it in another program.
"Cuz, like, in bible camp we made this flow-chart, about how god crreated man, and man created Transformers, so Transformers are like a gift from god!" - Elias, 'Clerks 2'
"Do they have pictures?" "Only one of Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime." "Really?" - Elias and Randall, 'Clerks 2'
"Amazing! A boobie trap that actually catches boobies!" - Optimus Prime, 'Prime Target', G1 s2ep35
"You're either lying or you're stupid." "I'm stupid! I'M STUPID!" - Megatron, Starscream, 'Triple Takeover', G1 s2ep34
"Megatron is a wimp!" "So is Starscream!" "Yes, but I’m fast!" - Starscream, Devastator, Starscream, 'Triple Takeover', G1 s2ep34
Random other quotes, because a friend wanted them.
"Oh, that is despicable...muhahaha, I love it! - D'Arque, Beauty and the Beast
"The only reason that we set up a red base here is because they have a blue base over there. And the only reason they have a blue base over there is because we have a red base here." "Yeah, that's because we're fighting each other." "No, no, but I mean... even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come and take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo." - Simmons and Grif, 'Why Are We Here?', Red vs. Blue